We should hang out sometime. 

The best pickup line EVER!

You see, what's genius about it is that in the use of the word "we" it definetely makes you sound like a couple - "hang out" makes it sound a whole lot more casual - and "sometime" makes it open and not too rushed. Also worth note is the fact that it's not a yes or no question, it's an opinion - and you can't say no to an opinion!

The pickup line was invented - or at least popularized - by Josh Sundquist, who is an awesome YouTuber. OF AWESOME.

*at le party or something*

*guy spots girl*

*guy and girl talk*

Le Guy: We should hang out sometime.

We should hang out sometime. by PresidentSnowFangirl December 27, 2011

We should hang out sometime 

Ladies,
this is something guys say just to lead you on. They don't really want to. They just say it. Sometimes not even to get into your jeans, it's often used just to be nice, even though they really don't want to hang out with you. So remember this the next time some random, or even a guy you know, says this.

Guy: Yep, Im goin to the game tonight.
You: Thats cool, I might show too.
-----------few minute silence--------
Guy: Uh, we should hang out sometime.
You: Sorry! i know what you mean when you say that, thanks to urbandictionary.com

We should hang out sometime by miss_sixty December 20, 2004

We should hang out some time 

A sentence used as a polite way to brush off someone you've been having a conversation with for more than two minutes. There's no intention of ever actually hanging out with the person. It's just an easier way of saying, "I have to go. Bye now."

A: You've really done a lot for this community.
B: Heh... I guess you can say that.
A: Without your efforts, we'd still be in crippling debt.
B: Mhm... Yep.
A: How were you able to pull all this off in such a short amount of time?
B: Hey, we should hang out some time.
A: Oh... Yeah! Sounds good! What days are you off this week?
B: See you around.

We should hang out some time by Salmon Nuggets June 22, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012