We need to talk. 

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

We need to talk. by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

we need to talk 

You are screwed.

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."

we need to talk by Satan September 20, 2003

we need to talk 

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

we need to talk by woobie October 9, 2005

we need to talk 

1. The end of your relationship.

2. Something that could mean the end of your relationship unless you take it REALLY seriously.

3. I'm going to leave you Richter, you never have any time for me... Bitch. Didn't figure my work was paying for her fuckin- Ah. Sorry.

we need to talk by Richter September 21, 2003

we need to talk 

1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.

Bernadine: Howard, we need to talk.
Howard: Oh shit.

we need to talk by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004

we need to talk 

Some womens way of saying "It's over, see ya later!" or
A way a woman can state indirectly "Honey, you're really fucked if you don't listen to me now."

2) A woman's way of pleading, "Listen to me now or else I'm walking out the door" type statement. The need of complaining when has been "patient" in there mind of not saying something that's been bothering them for so long and finally can't take it anymore.

When women say "We Need To Talk" or a -Guy- could say that even, something serious has happened to his/her mind frame and can't hold it back any longer when they've been holding back from the start.
Or in other words, A -MAJOR- sign of Lack of Good Communication Skills between the couple which has hit a bump and one partner hasn't recognized the signs of it from the beginning that -may- cost the relationship. =S

"Baby, we need to talk. There's alot on my mind I need to say..."

we need to talk by Xenos September 26, 2003

we need to talk 

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

we need to talk by Kay March 21, 2004