10 definitions by Reverend Chaos

The 7 Deadly Sins

Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.
Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?

Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
by Reverend Chaos September 4, 2003
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sin

Misconduct. Wrong doing. Grave error. Often associated with, or the result of stupidity.
It should be a sin for people to be so blatantly ignorant that they lay blame on others for problems they've brought on themselves.
by Reverend Chaos September 3, 2003
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Yard Nazi

A small ornamental statue in the form of a 1940's Nazi soldier. It is placed in the lawn or garden for decoration. Very similiar to garden gnomes.
Some members of Mrs. Jackson's garden club found her Yard Nazi to be a colorful, yet offensive addition to her outdoor decor.
by Reverend Chaos January 3, 2004
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we need to talk

1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.
Bernadine: Howard, we need to talk.
Howard: Oh shit.
by Reverend Chaos January 14, 2004
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death

*knock knock*

Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...

Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.

Entity at door: No
by Reverend Chaos September 4, 2003
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cool beans

A slang term that actually began it's use in the late 60's/early 70's. Popularized by the pop culture of the time. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Great. Very nice.
Cheech: Hey man, look at this car made out of weed!
Chong: Oh cool beans, man!
by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004
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precious

Don't you hurt Precious!
by Reverend Chaos January 5, 2004
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