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wautism
The act of smoking so much Weed you become temporarily Autistic.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.
"Last night I got so stoned I became Wautistic. It took me 5 minutes just to open the door for the pizza guy. I blankly stared at him through the glass but couldn't make eye contact."
"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."
"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."
wautism by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 21, 2016
wauta
The abbreviation for "What are you thinking about?".
Often used by IMers too lazy to type out the full question
Often used by IMers too lazy to type out the full question
BobsIM: Hey
SallysIM: Hey
BobsIM: So wauta?
SallysIM: just thinking about Britney Spears and if she has realized that no one likes her anymore
SallysIM: Hey
BobsIM: So wauta?
SallysIM: just thinking about Britney Spears and if she has realized that no one likes her anymore
wauta by Iain Stewart February 17, 2008
Wautoma
A small town in Wisconsin where a large portion of the population are virgins. Fortnite is very popular in this region. There is also gamer girls here.
Wautoma by Spetznaz Americano January 11, 2019
Wautoma
A town in the middle of nowhere, Wisconsin where Cow-tipping, "dragging" main, and parties in Cornfields are all too common.
Wautoma by CrazyIrishman June 28, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.