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water melons 

tits that look like water baloons
dude did you see her water melons
water melons by rescue110 January 4, 2009

Water them Melons 

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits
(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.
Water them Melons by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Water my melons 

When she wants you to cum from her tit job
OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

Water melon crawl 

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..
Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.
Water melon crawl by Drunkinskater December 13, 2010

water melon 

The passion of a punk rock australian rice farmer and his friends- could be boobs could not
The australian rice farmer likes water melons
water melon by 5sosiguess January 16, 2014

Water melon 

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.
DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.
Water melon by kitkahtz April 2, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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