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Water-Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a pool, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
Jack has a Water-Dragon! i can see the head!
Water-Dragon by EandO August 13, 2011

Water dragon jutsu 

When you are have intercorse before you nut you do handsigns then nut in her nose
Bro the other day I did a water dragon jutsu on mary
Water dragon jutsu by Bdvegrifhr January 7, 2021

chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon
chinese water dragon by Fuckingright November 19, 2018

igor the water dragon 

Code name for long slimy dick
"Bitch open wide here comes igor the water dragon"

dirty water dragon 

when a women has to shit and a guy sucks it out then spits it on her.
suck my dick or i wont give you any more dirty water dragons
dirty water dragon by tyvmmf February 23, 2011

Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.
Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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