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Water Spout 

A natural occurrence that takes place when clouds get unnecessarily thirsty. The clouds create their own "straw" and begin sucking up water from the nearest large body of water. It closely resembles a tornado.
Person 1: "Dude, is that a tornado over the ocean?"

Person 2: "No, its a Water Spout. The clouds are just thirsty"

Person 1: "Oh"
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the Water spout 

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.
man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout
the Water spout by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

The Water Spout 

The act of inserting a straw into your lover's ass and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the anus. If done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.

But, beware of the backflow!
My girlfriend doesn't let me penetrate her ass with my cock, but she's not opposed to "the water spout".
The Water Spout by ColReb January 5, 2010

Australian Water Snout 

Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk
He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout

Scout water 

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.
Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

South Korean Water Bottle

a South Korean prostitute of wide stature dressed in all blue resembling a water bottle
Damn I'm so horny, I'm gonna call a South Korean Water Bottle!

watersports 

In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered 'edge-play', because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.
Most of the Mistresses that he found online were willing to do watersports, but not scat.
watersports by Aileen April 21, 2003
Word of the Day on January 12, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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