by lipitor June 30, 2010

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.
Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.
by DoctorZig May 03, 2017

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
