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Waste Cadet 

A 'waste cadet' is someone who has no hope in life. Usually someone who is a student or on the doll and spends their life either in bed or on the sofa. They are often a stoner and can spend many days not leaving their home.

A typical day in the life of a 'waste cadet' would be:

wake up....go down stairs...turn tele on...light a spliff...eat...wank...spliff...eat...bed..........repeat
Andy: Do you think nic will be up for clubbing tonight.

Justin: Nah mate is has been a proper waste cadet recently...hasnt left the sofa in 2 weeks
Waste Cadet by Andrew21_12 September 16, 2010
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waste cadet 

waste cadet means 'prick' basicly
person 1: oi waste cadet you scratched my car

Person 2: sorry man it was an accident, and wtf is a waste cadet?

Person 1: you are a waste cadet, you waste cadet.
waste cadet by Lee sinclair November 8, 2008

Waste Cadet 

Same meaning as wasteman more or less...
Somone who's virtually signing up to waste their life away, and make nothing of their selfs.
Dave: I can't even spell properly today, i must be a proper waste cadet!

Barry: Dave, your a waste cadet!
Waste Cadet by GBX March 26, 2008

wastecadet 

Being a bum, doing nothing all day apart from the same stuff over and over, and its all done in your own house.

Always being lazy, but staying chilled out, just relaxing and being laid back.

Its a whole life stlye, the way you live, the way you do your work, the way you dress, the way you talk, the way you log on to your computer, the way you do anything.

And yet when the NEED comes you do it, but you do it slowly and at a pace others don't know how to go, and it always seems to get done in a good and decent way.
Damn, such a wastecadet!

Hurry up you wastecadet.

Gotta get it done wastecadet.

I'm a wastecadet and happy to be one, now go away i'm sleeping.
wastecadet by DMC13 August 12, 2006

wastecadet 

Some one who is starting to be a wasteman is called a waste cadet.
'Ben Scott is a wastecadet''
wastecadet by LIVID-__- April 13, 2007

wastecadette 

a higher form of a wasteman.

usually spends their time trying to get other people to follow their waste tecnniques.

generally hated by everyone.

do a lot of stupid random things.

there are other ranks of a wasteman
e.g wastegeneral, wastecaptain, wastecleaner
"dude i just drank all your mum's vintage whisky!"

"omg you are such a wastecadette!"
wastecadette by dunkkk December 6, 2006

wastecadet 

becoming stupid, acts stupid, growing up to be a wasteman
man that boi is a wastecadet.
wastecadet by doubz t July 24, 2006
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