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Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.
Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.
by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004
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The Wichita Wash-off

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009
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wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.
Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.
by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010
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wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020
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wash my top off

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person
by Landon Morehead April 8, 2011
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wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
by James Cox March 10, 2007
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Wash off

An alternative to taking a bath or shower. Usually involves wetting a towel with water from the sink and scrubbing your body. It is mainly done if you’re feeling lazy.
I don’t have time to shower, so I’m just gonna take a wash off.
by TheNasEffect January 4, 2026
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