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Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Malcom worship 

To flare your arms up and bend your elbow in and out several hundred times
I saw 2 fuckin weirdos worshipping malcom.It means to flare you arms and bend your elbow in and out several times.Thanks for the idea sarah,caden,and any other malcom worshipers
chain of discount stores where you can buy tires and tampons in one visit. Obese women riding in motorized shopping carts wearing Tweety Bird shirts and stretchy pants are often spotted buying sheet cakes and 5 gallon vats of Vlasic pickles for $1 at this store.
I bought a 5 gallon drum of peanut butter for $4 at Walshit.
Walshit by Litl_mama_e October 15, 2009

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

Walshing 

Taking a selfie when you have a normally public place all to yourself.
I was walshing on the train again, which never happens at rush hour.
Walshing by SgtJackrum74 April 19, 2019

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(