Warmachine

A tabletop steampunk game that requires models, dice, a ruler, and some other shit. While it might be cheaper than warhammer, model per model it can be much more expensive. Its best feature are angry Russian robots (also known as Warjacks) that can kick ass out of other non-angry Russian robots. Unless the dice gods hate you, which means you're fucked.

Also, if you add a medium sized warmachine model and a sock together, you have a potential weapon.

Person1: Hey look, Person 3 is playing warmachine!
person 2: Herp derp, the nerd...

*soon after Person 2 is in the hospital due to head injuries cause by a pewter model and a sock.

by Person #3 June 6, 2012

WARMACHINE

A big dick also called the warmachine. A handle for Don Cheadles massive cock.

Girl one: Ooo girl whats in your mans pants??
Don cheadles girl: Thats the Warmachine. His massive bbc. He'll take any hoe on a ride like tony stark.
Girl one: oooo girl, I wish my mans had a cock like that.

by Father XiX August 5, 2018

Warmachine673

A guy who really enjoys chicken wings and puppies. He also like the furries dope keeps in his basement.

Man my boy warmachine673 is eating all the wings.

by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

War Machine

A symbol/metaphor for the intricate body, or even idea at times, that performs the duty of organized conventional and unconventional violence for a cause, ideology, etc.

- Yo, Tyrone, why you going into da military, mang??!?

- Mang!! We gotta keep the War Machine going against the islmamic extremists that seek to kill us Americans, daawg!

- Oh, i see, . thats good. Mang

by Easter E March 6, 2009

War Machine

A marvel character who is extremely badass and sidekick to Iron man in fact I would say considered stronger

I am war machine *shower of bullets

by Johnny Delgado October 22, 2015

The War Machine

The last true ECW Champion from when the letters ECW meant something "extreme"; AKA Rhino, wrestling in TNA now. This is NOT some phony who can't even cut a promo, let alone do a basic move, who has been appointed by Vinny Mac to carry a replica of the old ECW belt in the doldrums of the WWE undercard that bears the letters ECW.

The War Machine should be getting a better push in TNA right now.

by spider420 July 2, 2007

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016