A small town located in Southern Ocean County, New Jersey. What some would call a 'shore town'. Please note, what I mean by shore town is that from memorial day weekend to labor day weekend our entire county is swormed with creepy guido kids and people who don't know how to drive who we reffer to as ''benny's'' from north jersey who are named ''vinny'' and ''tony'' with slicked back hair and orange tans...but back to what i was saying. It's only a 2 mile stretch down route 9 and if you sneeze, you may miss it. While visiting this town you may notice an over abundance of lifted pickup trucks and lack of any minorities..maybe caused by the confederate flags flying from the pickup trucks. While visiting our town please to be sure to stop by our local Wawa and Post Office, the only two attractions in this lovely little town of ours. Also located here are many adolescent boys with big egos and small muscles. They all talk tough but don't be scared, the little guys are harmless. A little tid bit of information here, Waretown's water supply also contains roughly 7% more chlorine than any other local tap water, something learned while trying to purchase a fish locally. Low tide in our town smells like a sewage dump is right off our coast and just a short jog out of town is the wold reowned Oyster Creek Power Plant...3 eyed fish sold seperately.

Waretown would be a pretty lousy vacation town.

waretown by LovelyLittleHick May 18, 2008

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Pull a Waretown

When you’re at the bar and you’re dancing with a white trash milf. You begin to realize your fate and force yourself to get blackout drunk so you can sleep with her.

“Did you hear about Tony in Nashville?”
“No, what happened?”
“He had to Pull a Waretown”

Pull a Waretown by Lips1997 August 16, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026