War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter January 01, 2023

War Crime Day

Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.

You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.

by Big Man Borees February 14, 2022