wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

Wank-it Blanket

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

Wank-It Blanket

The blanket you use to masturbate.

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"

by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 24, 2007

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

by AledLlyr November 23, 2011