Wank Pellet 

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.

"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet

Wank Pellet by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018

wankpellet

someone who is extremely irritating

jog on wankpellet
go away asswipe

wankpellet by roxy101 April 16, 2011