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Wank Blank 

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
Wank Blank by M.Yaro July 6, 2019
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Wank Blank 

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off
Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

Wank Blank 

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.
I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank

wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

WANK BANK 

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.
"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

wank-bank 

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process
damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank
wank-bank by ... September 27, 2003
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