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Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
by M.Yaro July 6, 2019
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Wank Blank

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off
Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me
by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019
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Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”
by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019
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blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.
I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank
by James Raymond Green May 28, 2011
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wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
by POWER B May 14, 2003
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WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.
"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"
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wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process
damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank
by ... September 27, 2003
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