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Wangpad; the protection worn to protect the wang.
Wangpad. Dude. Did you see david bowie in the movie labyrinth? Hes so wearing a wangpad!
Wangpad by KandiKid November 8, 2007
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wangpale 

The act of impaling an object with a penis or penis-like organ.
In Resident Evil 4, a character is impaled by a giant tentacle, which just so happened to be coming out of the bottom of the villain's robes. Wangpale was thus dubbed to describe the comedic moment.
wangpale by duPont January 27, 2006

Wangnado 

Wangnado is the motion of spinning one's wang in a circular motion, as if a propeller, or caught in a tornado like wind current of sorts.
"All I had to do was Wangnado and the Crabs fell right off!"
or
"My flight pattern has taken a sudden turn due to the wind currents caused by this gentleman's rather impressive display of a Wangnado!" Quoth the Raven.
Wangnado by Coritherus February 15, 2014

Bo-wangadangers

bo-wangadangers are big ole tits that hang heavy on a granny tranny.
Did you see that straight dude getting lap-danced by that tranny with her big ole bo-wangadangers flopping in his face?
Bo-wangadangers by pianovox April 24, 2019

Wangadoo Walk 

A dance that involves the simulation of wanking off in a girls face on the dancefloor
Guy 1 - Did you pull that girl last night?

Guy 2 - no, the wangadoo walk scared her off!
Wangadoo Walk by brownreversedump September 9, 2010

wangadingdong 

1. Generally used to describe a long thin penis with a large head.
2. Any penis too large to be referred to simply as a penis.
1. Get that skinny little wangadingdong away from me and my children.
2. Holy Mother of God, look at the wangadingdong on that guy, he must be, like, half horse or something.
wangadingdong by Jangofeet July 7, 2005

wangbadan(wbd) 

An adjective used to describe a very stupid or pathetic person
This wangbadan(wbd) just slapped me in the face
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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