Wang Ba 

A Chinese insult dating back to the Song dynasty. Literally translated to English as "tortoise", It has a more offensive nuance. Just as tortoises are slow, it is effectively calling someone slow to the extent that they wouldn't recognize it if their spouse was cheating on them.

John: "Hey guys, anyone seen my girlfriend? She hasn't talked to me in a week...

Will: "Wang Ba!"

Wang Ba by 01001100 August 27, 2009

wang ba dan

Chinese for a egg (son) of a turtle; similar to SOB but with a slightly longer history. Origins vary, but the most popular theory is that comes from wang ba duan (忘八端), which means forgetting filial piety, 'brotherly respect', loyalty, trustworthiness, politeness, justice, honesty and shame. (Being ashamed means you know you did something wrong. Calling someone shameless can be highly offensive.) Incidentally, apart from turtle, wang ba also means someone who wears a green hat.

Though if you're looking for a Chinese translation of SOB, there are better equivalents.

A: Ni zhe (you) hunzhang (shameless) wuchi (shameless) beibi (low) xialiu (seedy) si zazhong (damned mongrel dog) gei wo gun dan (take a hike)!

B: Bi zui (shut up)! Ni zhe ge bu yao lian de (shameless) wang ba dan zhen bu shi dongxi (lower than things)!

Note: Don't copy this or you'll end up in hospital for a year or two.

wang ba dan by Zaijian May 12, 2011

wang ba dan

The exact translation is "Stupid son of a turtle", and it is written as "愚蠢的龟儿子" in simplified Chinese. Equivalent in offensiveness to "stupid son of a bitch" in english

Man 1: Wang ba dan, brother.
Man 2: Aii ya, watch you language!

wang ba dan by JayLeno July 1, 2009

jazen wang bazen Hwang 

Jazen wang bazen Hwang will be your bro for life!!!!! He is the coolest dude on the planet and he always invites good viiiiiiiiiiibes!!! I would literally suck his cock if I could, and stay on my knees whenever he commands it!! cuz he's so good looking!!!!!!!!!! If you ever run into a Jazen wang bazen Hwang then hold on for dear life, bcuz he is someone that can make u scream in the sheets, but make your heart throb in the streets.

Love,

Jetsin

Jetsin: I wanna fucking suck jazen wang Bazen Hwang
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.

jazen wang bazen Hwang by jetty sinner April 11, 2021

Wang Badang 

Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.

You know what the fuck I'm saying- WANG BADANG!

Wang Badang by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

wang-banger 

a wanna be gangster, who is typically white, and very much not a gangster; usually a homosexual.

when your walking down the street, minding your own business, and some white people drive by pretending to be gangsters yelling gang terms at you, you yell back and call them "WANG-BANGERS!!!"

wang-banger by GDX Inc. July 6, 2010

wang banging schlong tangler 

When 2 men lock weiners in a battle to the death.......with dicks.

Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!

wang banging schlong tangler by Chancelor Leggio December 5, 2003