13 definitions by pookleblinky
by pookleblinky December 4, 2004
The Dunga are an African tribe that have spent the last 20 centuries hitting each other in the head with sticks.
Consequently, they have developed no art, literature, culture, or tools (other than those sticks). They are the epitome of all luddites and anti-intellectuals.
Consequently, they have developed no art, literature, culture, or tools (other than those sticks). They are the epitome of all luddites and anti-intellectuals.
This dunga came all the way from Berkeley to protest at the NYSE. How'd he get here, by covered wagon?
by pookleblinky November 29, 2004
The belief that the life of a wombat or a mosquito is more valuable than that of a human, and the willingness to hold a gun to the head of anyone who disagrees.
"I'm not an ecofascist! I'm just saying, that if you own cats, you should be willing to kill your children to make more room in your budget to feed them."
by pookleblinky November 30, 2004
A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.
That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.
by pookleblinky December 4, 2004
A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.
by pookleblinky December 4, 2004
It is a cat greeting, originally created to greet a kitten named Babatounde. Variations can be added, as long as they have the "b" sound and are funny.
by pookleblinky December 4, 2004