Wang Badang

Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.

You know what the fuck I'm saying- WANG BADANG!

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.

I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

baifal

The African fathers of rastafarianism. They live under Goree Island, coming out to buy pot and food.

I went into one of the baifal caverns and it reeked of pot and goat.

by pookleblinky December 04, 2004

dunga

The Dunga are an African tribe that have spent the last 20 centuries hitting each other in the head with sticks.

Consequently, they have developed no art, literature, culture, or tools (other than those sticks). They are the epitome of all luddites and anti-intellectuals.

This dunga came all the way from Berkeley to protest at the NYSE. How'd he get here, by covered wagon?

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

by pookleblinky December 04, 2004

mungojerrie

First used in T.S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Used to express admiration if a woman does a very cute and clever thing. Chanted with variations in rhythm and extra syllables.

MUNGOOOOOJERRRRRIEEEEE!
MungoJEEEEEEERie!
MUNGOJERIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!
MungomungojerricansmungoJERRIIIIE!

by pookleblinky November 23, 2004

kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.

That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!

by pookleblinky December 04, 2004