pookleblinky's definitions

eeyorish

A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.

That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

dunga

The Dunga are an African tribe that have spent the last 20 centuries hitting each other in the head with sticks.

Consequently, they have developed no art, literature, culture, or tools (other than those sticks). They are the epitome of all luddites and anti-intellectuals.

This dunga came all the way from Berkeley to protest at the NYSE. How'd he get here, by covered wagon?

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

ecofascism

The belief that the life of a wombat or a mosquito is more valuable than that of a human, and the willingness to hold a gun to the head of anyone who disagrees.

"I'm not an ecofascist! I'm just saying, that if you own cats, you should be willing to kill your children to make more room in your budget to feed them."

by pookleblinky November 30, 2004

kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.

That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

Shit eating grin

The kind of grin Susan Estrich makes

Get that shit eating grin of your face

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

wombat nuzzler

A Wombat nuzzler is a breed of moonbat, with a distinctive combination of ecofascism, buddhism, anti-Semitism, dhimmitude, and psuedoscience. Unlike the common moonbat, who usually expresses one of these traits at a time, the wombat nuzzler displays all these qualities simultaneously when threatened.

I was out on a date with this hot girl. We were eating cooscoos, then a car back-fired or something. She suddenly began screaming, saying,"And Buddha-love-no-think-non-mind will kill the bushitler-sympathizer crypto-Jew Bill Gates if his nazi SUVs keep killing Palestinian bushbabies in the BIGGEST INFANTICDAL HOLOCAUST SINCE THE 2000 ELECTION!" Why do I keep dating crazy fucking wombat nuzzlers?

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004