Definitions by pookleblinky

coffee 

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

coffee by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.

That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!

kava by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

eeyorish 

A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.

That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.

eeyorish by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

babubai 

A short pug from a bollywood movie. It is the epitome of all things Pug. I forget the name, but if you ever see it, Babubai will become an all-purpose word.

Babubai!!!

I'm a little babubai today. Babubai!!

babubai by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

bibble babble the bosh the Babatounde 

It is a cat greeting, originally created to greet a kitten named Babatounde. Variations can be added, as long as they have the "b" sound and are funny.

Bibble babble the bosh-the Babatounde

bibble babble the bosh the Babatounde by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

Shit eating grin 

The kind of grin Susan Estrich makes

Get that shit eating grin of your face

Shit eating grin by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

baifal 

The African fathers of rastafarianism. They live under Goree Island, coming out to buy pot and food.

I went into one of the baifal caverns and it reeked of pot and goat.

baifal by pookleblinky December 3, 2004