kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.
That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!
by pookleblinky December 03, 2004
mugGet the kavamug.

ecofascism

The belief that the life of a wombat or a mosquito is more valuable than that of a human, and the willingness to hold a gun to the head of anyone who disagrees.
"I'm not an ecofascist! I'm just saying, that if you own cats, you should be willing to kill your children to make more room in your budget to feed them."
by pookleblinky November 30, 2004
mugGet the ecofascismmug.

dunga

The Dunga are an African tribe that have spent the last 20 centuries hitting each other in the head with sticks.

Consequently, they have developed no art, literature, culture, or tools (other than those sticks). They are the epitome of all luddites and anti-intellectuals.
This dunga came all the way from Berkeley to protest at the NYSE. How'd he get here, by covered wagon?
by pookleblinky November 29, 2004
mugGet the dungamug.

coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.
Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure
by pookleblinky December 03, 2004
mugGet the coffeemug.

Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.
I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon
by pookleblinky November 29, 2004
mugGet the Hari Seldonmug.

Wang Badang

Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.
You know what the fuck I'm saying- WANG BADANG!
by pookleblinky November 29, 2004
mugGet the Wang Badangmug.