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Wankentine's Day 

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.
Wankentine's Day by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Ham walleting 

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

Vallentine

Vallentine is one of the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet, if you know one, be thankful to God every moment, cause she is so sweet and funny that u will not ever find someone like she again. Empathy, telling good history is one of many good things she have. She also have a WONDERFUL memory, so NEVER broke her confidence, to complete this she also have the angry of Hulk, but at the most time she is a wonderful and calm girl. If you know one, grab her right now and give her a hug (even that she punch you in the face) cause she is someone incredible, and SO FUCKING GOOD SMELLING that you will ever know. Love you

-Your's bocó
Vallentine is so smart dude
That hug was AMAZING
DUDE, YOU MADE HER PISTOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Vallentine by VirG Dash January 31, 2020

ballentine 

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.
Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out
ballentine by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016

spencer vallentine

His actual name: Zeec. He accidentally Changed it to spencer vallentine.

A tik toker that loves to play guitar and loves montley crue and Nirvana. He also completes my rocker boyfriend. He has the most beautiful eyes and hair. Great style and humor. Just truly a badass who gives off major rodrick vibes.

My first and only tik tok crush 🥵
Guy: rock is such a terrible noise

Spencer Vallentine and rockers: you make me sick 😶

Walleting 

The act of inserting items into or taking items out of ones wallet before or after a transaction. This term also may apply when accessing information from items previously placed in the wallet, such as an insurance card, identification or library card.
Dude hold up before you get into the car with your soda, I'm still walleting.
Walleting by Big_O_77 December 17, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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