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Wallentine

to put a male's testicles in your mouth while he maturbates on your forehead
last night that freaky girl asked me to wallentine on her.
Wallentine by Billamina December 28, 2007
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Wankentine's Day 

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

Wankentine's Day by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Ham walleting 

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

Vallentine

Vallentine is one of the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet, if you know one, be thankful to God every moment, cause she is so sweet and funny that u will not ever find someone like she again. Empathy, telling good history is one of many good things she have. She also have a WONDERFUL memory, so NEVER broke her confidence, to complete this she also have the angry of Hulk, but at the most time she is a wonderful and calm girl. If you know one, grab her right now and give her a hug (even that she punch you in the face) cause she is someone incredible, and SO FUCKING GOOD SMELLING that you will ever know. Love you

-Your's bocó
Vallentine is so smart dude
That hug was AMAZING
DUDE, YOU MADE HER PISTOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Vallentine by VirG Dash January 31, 2020

ballentine 

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.
Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out
ballentine by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016

spencer vallentine

His actual name: Zeec. He accidentally Changed it to spencer vallentine.

A tik toker that loves to play guitar and loves montley crue and Nirvana. He also completes my rocker boyfriend. He has the most beautiful eyes and hair. Great style and humor. Just truly a badass who gives off major rodrick vibes.

My first and only tik tok crush 🥵
Guy: rock is such a terrible noise

Spencer Vallentine and rockers: you make me sick 😶

Walleting 

The act of inserting items into or taking items out of ones wallet before or after a transaction. This term also may apply when accessing information from items previously placed in the wallet, such as an insurance card, identification or library card.
Dude hold up before you get into the car with your soda, I'm still walleting.
Walleting by Big_O_77 December 17, 2012
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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