Wallentine

to put a male's testicles in your mouth while he maturbates on your forehead

last night that freaky girl asked me to wallentine on her.

by Billamina December 28, 2007

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

Vallentine

Vallentine is one of the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet, if you know one, be thankful to God every moment, cause she is so sweet and funny that u will not ever find someone like she again. Empathy, telling good history is one of many good things she have. She also have a WONDERFUL memory, so NEVER broke her confidence, to complete this she also have the angry of Hulk, but at the most time she is a wonderful and calm girl. If you know one, grab her right now and give her a hug (even that she punch you in the face) cause she is someone incredible, and SO FUCKING GOOD SMELLING that you will ever know. Love you

-Your's bocó

Vallentine is so smart dude
That hug was AMAZING
DUDE, YOU MADE HER PISTOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

by VirG Dash January 31, 2020

ballentine

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.

Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out

by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016

spencer vallentine

His actual name: Zeec. He accidentally Changed it to spencer vallentine.

A tik toker that loves to play guitar and loves montley crue and Nirvana. He also completes my rocker boyfriend. He has the most beautiful eyes and hair. Great style and humor. Just truly a badass who gives off major rodrick vibes.

My first and only tik tok crush 🥵

Guy: rock is such a terrible noise

Spencer Vallentine and rockers: you make me sick 😶

by I love axl ❤️ February 8, 2021

Walleting

The act of inserting items into or taking items out of ones wallet before or after a transaction. This term also may apply when accessing information from items previously placed in the wallet, such as an insurance card, identification or library card.

Dude hold up before you get into the car with your soda, I'm still walleting.

by Big_O_77 December 17, 2012