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Paul Wall Drunk 

To be as intoxicated as Paul "Face-Sitter" Wall. To be uncontrolably drunk, and have no sense of balance or control of your actions. To generally have no standards for women, and to really only require that her belly does not stick out further then her boobs. To repeatly scream "I'm not drunk" and other various racial slurs. To be drunk enough to scream "Piggly Wiggly" at near by police officers.
Muc: Yo J, what did you do last night?
J-Bone: Aww man, I was fucked up, I got Paul Wall Drunk!
Muc: Oh no. What did you do?
J-Bone: Got kicked out of 4 bars downtown, got in a fight, used the N word accidently twice, then met up with this girl...
Muc: How big?
J-Bone: Aww man, not that big, she passed the test.
Muc: Paul Wall Drunk. Good job.
Paul Wall Drunk by YoUKnoW99 April 20, 2008

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You: *is uncool*

drink from the wallet 

The act of consuming alcohol that has been in touch with your mate's ballsack
Hey bro, it's madness. I just saw Laurits drink from the wallet. Bro, it's hysteric. Bro.

drink from the wallet 

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.
"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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