walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

walking penis by jocko July 19, 2004

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walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

walking penis by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

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Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

Walking Penis by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011

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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

Walking Penis by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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