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Walkered 

A word used to describe behaviour similar to that of a Walker. Such behaviours include, but are not limited to; Light but frequent bullshitting (Particularly over cock size), proving to be difficult to contact, or being unreliable in general.
Smith-"Shite,man. Duncan's just told me he'd get Green Day tickets but didn't and now they're sold out."

Lesley-"Haha, m8. Sounds like you got heavy Walkered".
Walkered by FieldsOfNeat June 26, 2017
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Walkered 

To be unknowingly roped into a position of responsibility for and indefinite period of time.
Oh man, why did I just agree to a graveyard shift?
You've just been walkered.

I was going to get off my face but I got walkered into being a safety officer.

Turns out I'm competent at my job, so I got walkered.
Walkered by Risk taking March 18, 2010

Walkered 

Drunk one night stand. That ends with partner having a golden dream.
Man we was so wasted, I ended up getting walkered.

He’s had 12 shots of tequila, how much you wanna bet the girl he takes home gets walkered tonight?
Walkered by Fckdemhoes69 October 25, 2017

Walkered 

To be belligerently drunk to the point where one is unable to keep their balance or walk. Entering the state of "walkered" can be the result of over consumption of alcohol but most likely due to the consumption of three Black Fly Coolers.
"Man, Alex was so walkered last night that we had to carry her back to her room!"
"Yo! Lets get super walkered tonight after our exam!"
Walkered by Mayor of Turnt City January 28, 2014

walkered 

To walker something is to not finish a drink or food item.
that man walkered his beer last night.
walkered by yuuzhan624 November 25, 2009

Walkered 

When everyone in a group chat ignores your texts whether it's on purpose or accidental.
I was asking what the plans were for tomorrow night and I totally got walkered... This is bullshit
Walkered by Walkered September 21, 2016

Walkered 

New term for defeat due to association with Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.
Jeff Stone got Walkered tonight in Milwaukee. He lost the race for County Exec.
Walkered by pseudo-smartass April 24, 2011