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Walmartitis 

State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
Walmartitis by Capricornmom June 6, 2015

Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.
Walmartians by legz2walk April 29, 2008

Wal-martitis 

The delusion that prices never go up.
Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

Walmartification 

1. The action or process of walmartifying something.
2. The process of turning something into Walmart

3. In reference to the Walmart Effect where the presence or introduction of a large business like Walmart has a notable economic impact (especially in a negative sense) on the businesses in its area.
4. The result of Walmart's hegemonic efforts especially when Walmart undercuts local businesses; most notably, when Walmart is able to take on a loss until the local businesses go out of business.
The hipster was annoyed by the Walmartification of his formerly totally hip town; chockful of niche grocery stores. Now with the town's niche grocery stores supplanted by Walmart; making his town have a full-on bland grocery situation.
Walmartification by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020

Walmarticos 

a walmart that is filled with mexicans.
usually has long check out lines when you only have one item to check out.
dad: wanna go to walmarticos?
kid: sure! maybe some mexicans will teach me to speak spanish in there!
Walmarticos by hayley. July 6, 2008

Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.
"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"