Wal-martitis

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

Chronic Wal-martitis

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

by deanna03801 April 21, 2009