wakeup

A word used to describe crystal meth in the city of Las Vegas. Likely named for the effect of Methamphetamine keeping one awake constantly.

Your grandma looks all tweaked out on that wakeup!

by Martha Lil' bit June 15, 2014

Wakeup Sandman

When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.

She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there

by b-Rad2008 October 16, 2008

Wakeup Moment

When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.

Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.

by Wakeupmomentfromhell September 10, 2010

Wakeup shot

The wakeup shot is it's name.
to make it you need:
1. 5 hour energy
2. about a tablespoon of instant coffee
3. about a tablespoon of lemon juice
3. a couple shots of tequila

Yo I tried a wakeup shot and it does it's shit

by rhgerhedarhare October 10, 2018

wakeup_eli

dumbass eren pfp who always misses 😂😂

bro wakeup_eli is so sped

by tokitokifart March 15, 2024

Wakeup the Daycare

Wakeup Daycare is an sexual term or phrase that means during intercourse the person receiving penile penetration reach back or under and caress, massage or play with the balls, Scrotum, or nuts while in the act. It's also can be performed by a another person or persons in which you can add licking or sucking also
Wakeup Daycare, wakeup the Daycare, awaken the daycare, waken up day care etc

Jane Doe like to wakeup the daycare when we are together.

Hey Felicia can you wakeup the daycare for me?
Craig, love it when I woke the daycare up.

by MrCraigos June 25, 2025

Italian Breakfast Wakeup

A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.

I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.

by ChevayChase April 12, 2015