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Small town in southeast North Dakota bordering Minnesota. Home of the NDSCS wildcats and the largest, ugliest damn catfish statue.
I live in the small town of wahpeton.
wahpeton by Headder June 15, 2008
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Wahpeton is a small town in southeastern ND that is sister cities with Breckenridge MN. Also commonly known as Wahp. Home to the Wahpeton Huskies, NDSCS Wildcats, and the big ass ugly catfish. If you stop by Wahpeton High School you are likely to encounter the various types of alcoholics and druggies. Commonly found in the juul room (bathroom), and behind the ag shop. But if you yourself would like some drugs, check out our lovely Chahinkapa Park. If you arent into that and want to stick with the “cool kids” hit up Fryn’ Pan at 3AM or you can find them driving around town, probably drifting. Some fun activities to do in Wahp are stepping outside to get some fresh air with just a slight smell of ass from the beet plant or join local hicks to shoot up something (most likely clay pigeons or onions). Be warned, never go to walmart past 8pm and always carry pepper spray. Chances are if you live in wahpeton you are probably part of a farming family or one that goes deer hunting. Popular music in Wahpeton includes rap and country...nothing else. The geometry teachers tend to stay a grand total of a semester. All in all, DONT come to Wahpeton, you will NOT enjoy your stay.
Wahpeton is a small town in southeastern ND that is sister cities with Breckenridge MN. Also commonly known as Wahp. Home to the Wahpeton Huskies, NDSCS Wildcats, and the big ass ugly catfish. If you stop by Wahpeton High School you are likely to encounter the various types of alcoholics and druggies. Commonly found in the juul room (bathroom), and behind the ag shop. But if you yourself would like some drugs, check out our lovely Chahinkapa Park. If you arent into that and want to stick with the “cool kids” hit up Fryn’ Pan at 3AM or you can find them driving around town, probably drifting. Some fun activities to do in Wahp are stepping outside to get some fresh air with just a slight smell of ass from the beet plant or join local hicks to shoot up something (most likely clay pigeons or onions). Be warned, never go to walmart past 8pm and always carry pepper spray. Chances are if you live in wahpeton you are probably part of a farming family or one that goes deer hunting. Popular music in Wahpeton includes rap and country...nothing else. The geometry teachers tend to stay a grand total of a semester. All in all, DONT come to Wahpeton, you will NOT enjoy your stay.
Wahpeton by Agatha wrinkles June 29, 2019
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Wahpeton Middle School 

The worst middle school you could ever dream of. First off, all of the rejects go there. Also they suck at sports including high school football. They just masturbate all day and night because they think they can make Wahpeton proud. If you went here you life would be like hell.
Wahpeton Middle School is the worst place ever.
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