Khwarjis, takfiris. Free from common sense. Wahabis tend to upload pics of their trainers and short thobe from top view. It reminds them of looking downwards from a throne.

Watching wahabi infighting is stand up comedy.
Wahabi 1- "You madhkali"
Wahabi 2- "You majoosi"
Wahabi 1- "You taghooot"
Wahabi 2- "May Allah break your back, you belong to the murjiyah"
Wahabi 1- "wth! You're ahlul hawaa"
Wahabi 2- "KAFIR"

Sunni: Minding own business.

General Wahabi: Nope. the quran and hadith are literally up to personal interpretation. i can go to the three different shaykhs who will give me different interpretations.

Bradford Wahabi: Kasmeh watching dawah man with my paiyy scrannin on haribos and browsing twitter looking for the next sufi to accuse of shirk akhiiii.

A list of wahabi sources = Trust MIAW, Fatawa Bin Baz.

Wahabi: Well would you look at the time!

12

11 ^ 1

10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> Time to do mass takfir.

8 4

7 5

6

Wahabi by Loverxxgirl February 9, 2021

wataki

A sound of exclaimation. Uttered for many different reasons. Often out of frustration. Occasionally in passion.

Oh wataki! That hurt so much!

wataki by Bob June 1, 2003

Wahaib

The dishonorable family

Why are the wahaib’s soo dishonorable

Wahaib by Charlotte_underford28 April 4, 2019

Wahabis

Wahabis : a state of extreme confusion

Wow im so wahabis'd right now!

Ahhhw WAHABIS MAN!

Wahabis by KelzDarr December 16, 2010

wabaki

1. A pair of weird looking slippers that you are forced to wear when you walk into your classroom in tokyo. They come in a variety of colors such as Pussy-Pink, Butt-Hole-Brown and Baby-Shit-Green.
2. In The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift the lead character Shaun walk into his new classroom in tokyo and the teacher gets pissed and says "wabaki" like 5 to 6 times, Shaun walks out grab a pair of "Pussy-Pink" slippers.

1. Jason: Hey Bobby you ready to go to Cindy's place and get our dick's wet?
Bobby: Yeah! Just a second, I got to put on my Pussy-Pink wabaki!
Jason: WTF!? Your never gonna get any!

2. Shaun put on your wabaki.

wabaki by GeegleSpooch August 18, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026