a complete douchebag who will go out of his way to make your life miserable; a very odd person;one who is a dick
by america!!!!!! May 24, 2011
A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.
Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.
Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.
Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.
Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.
Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)
by Johnnybonbon May 02, 2007
An overly intoxicated, exceedingly boisterous, flamboyant individual who can be found roaming the streets and disrupting various social events in Salem, VA. Easily identified by constant and unnecessary male groping accompanied with clear homosexual tendencies. Should be considered extremely harmless, yet incredibly obnoxious.
by BBKH December 02, 2006
by BDog21 August 24, 2006
To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"
"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"
by Wagging April 04, 2015
by yomommashouse July 16, 2008
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