Wagon Wheeled 

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

Wagon Wheeled by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

Wagon wheeled 

When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.

(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"

Wagon wheeled by ApolloCrudd October 11, 2011

Wagon wheeler 

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

Wagon wheeler by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017

Wagon wheeler 

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

Wagon wheeler by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017