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waffle hoe 

A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.
Carrie: *yapping about amputations*
Estella: Shut up, waffle hoe. Stop your yapping.
waffle hoe by MangoWinslow May 1, 2024

Waffle hoe 

A person, who has been to a waffle house so many times the people that work there now don't even ask you to order because they know what you are going to order.
she's a real waffle hoe

Waffle hoe 

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.
she's a real Waffle hoe

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

WaffleHouse Hoe 

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
WaffleHouse Hoe by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Wafflehole 

The square, bumpy ring that is discovered upon entering the anal area.
Andy was delighted upon discovering his wife's anus, as he saw she had a delectable wafflehole
Wafflehole by Josh Beaumont January 30, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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