Waffle Block

A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.

I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.

by Combdawg August 14, 2008

Black waffle

A black woman who has a blue waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle

by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011

Black Belgium Waffle Kid

Used to describe a black kid made out of Belgium waffles. In Belgium, waffles are used to fix broken things. Me in Belgium…

I feel like Black Belgium Waffle Kid, I can’t take it anymore.

by Kevin Emmett Paul March 5, 2026

Waffleblock

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment

Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!

by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009