Waddamite 

A person who exemplifies the finer qualities of Milton Waddams from Office Space, including distracted thinking, disheveled appearance, complete lack of self confidence, inappropriate mumbling or talking to oneself, and an obsessive compulsion to only focus on one item (such as a red stapler or an outgoing wire process) regardless of what else is going on around him/her. Given a small amount of power or control, this person tends to go completely Napoleonic, and is typically just dumb enough to be dangerous.

This new guy Paul is a complete Waddamite. First he shows up wearing a tie that ends four inches above the belt; then he begins really distracting cavitations in his chair, all while mumbling to himself and awkwardly typing on his laptop as we’re trying to explain a very simple process that he completely misunderstands no matter how simple we make it. I can’t believe that anyone would put this guy in charge of a hamburger, never mind an examination.

Waddamite by Furry Trout May 12, 2010

SADDAMITE 

The power of the former Iraqi dictator and Bush business partner over arab nations also SADDAM MIGHT;an intimate male partner and lover of Mr. Hussein;a person or people that Saddam Hussein "jerked around";a homosexual of either gender;a type of arachnid found in Saddam`s beard and on his body when captured by U.S. forces.

Damn Cletis,THOSE itty-bitty SADDAMITES,itch worse then them "crotch-crickets"Mary Ann Mc Allister gave me 5 years back in Jackson.

SADDAMITE by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

Waddalike 

waddalike is someone who is described as stupid, pathetic and not worthwhile. the 'wad' in the word is like the wad in words such as 'dick-wad' for example. the "like" at the end of the word meaning the person or thing you are describing as being waddalike is like a 'wad' (in other words - like a 'dickwad'). the 'da' in-between this word is a connection between 'wad' and 'like'. The reason there is a connection, and isn't just 'wadlike', is because 'wadlike' doesn't flow well on the tongue, however 'wadDAlike', does. Waddalike is not an incredibly vulgar word, and is comparable to 'git' or 'nincompoop'.

"she was waddalike, wasn't she?"
"stop being so waddalike!"
"this idea is completely waddalike."

Waddalike by BubbleCat12345 February 12, 2025