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willy wacking 

When two men sword fight with their penis.
I saw people Willy wacking in the room.

wankin the willy 

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july
Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”

Willy Walkin 

Being able to see a man’s willy bounce through the outline in his shorts as he walks.
Hey Paul, did you see that mother fucker Willy Walkin down the street last night. I swear it was looking at me!!

Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.
Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.
Whilly Wacking by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026