Basically, once upon a time in a land far away, there was a monster known as "Wafzilla" who fiended on socks, rape of small boys, and tight pants. Some might call this beast a freak, others a friend. But one thing was for certain, Wafzilla was a force to be reckoned with.
Wafzilla's diet was composed of unhealthy servings of everything from the sugar category of the food triangle, followed by multiple helpings of Biryani, a Pakistani rice dish.
Wafzilla also enjoyed immature humor followed by raging buttsex next to pools or in laundry rooms.
"Damn man, Wafzilla is the shit! Yesterday I heard she was all up on that tool downtown."
Short girl. Often with ranga to light brown hair. Likes to go by the name brookey and often has anger issues that lead to beating people up. Someone who enjoys flavoured milk. Someone who LOVES X-files with a passion, would marry both Scully and Moulder if she could. This person is often amazing at Tetris and can get up to level 24. IS A HAWT BITCH.
Mr Sleep: Who's that HAWT BITCH in the X-files tshirt?
CIJ: Oh thats just a Wamzilla
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).