Basically, once upon a time in a land far away, there was a monster known as "Wafzilla" who fiended on socks, rape of small boys, and tight pants. Some might call this beast a freak, others a friend. But one thing was for certain, Wafzilla was a force to be reckoned with.
Wafzilla's diet was composed of unhealthy servings of everything from the sugar category of the food triangle, followed by multiple helpings of Biryani, a Pakistani rice dish.
Wafzilla also enjoyed immature humor followed by raging buttsex next to pools or in laundry rooms.
"Damn man, Wafzilla is the shit! Yesterday I heard she was all up on that tool downtown."
Short girl. Often with ranga to light brown hair. Likes to go by the name brookey and often has anger issues that lead to beating people up. Someone who enjoys flavoured milk. Someone who LOVES X-files with a passion, would marry both Scully and Moulder if she could. This person is often amazing at Tetris and can get up to level 24. IS A HAWT BITCH.
Mr Sleep: Who's that HAWT BITCH in the X-files tshirt?
CIJ: Oh thats just a Wamzilla
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.