a true art form. lying to someone's face about something they really care about only to shout WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADANG at the end to make them feel like the stupidest piece of shit to ever walk the earth. there is no limit to creativity here either group whadangs are encouraged
ryers: dude mack can you believe the girl you madeout with last night was a guy?
mack: are you fuckin serious???
ryers: yah dude i found out like an hour after you were all over her
mack: fuck dude thats so gross
ryers: yah man you must be gay mack: *crying*
ryers: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAADANG
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!