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what the fuck mother fucker
wtfmf by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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What.The.Fuck.Mother.Fucker.
WTFMF??? You are really weird Go find yourself a nice girl.
WTFMF by Ozpeace99 June 26, 2008
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WTFMF is used when texting
WTFMF by may.may March 8, 2017
What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.
You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!
WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008
Acronym for Way To Much Fucking Information.
"I need to take a shit." "Dude, WTMFI."
WTMFI by The Original Maverick June 19, 2007

wtfffffffff 

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.
Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken
wtfffffffff by Corvaillian April 6, 2008
meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.
no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.
wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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