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wtfffffffff 

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.
Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken
wtfffffffff by Corvaillian April 6, 2008
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP FLOP FLAP
"Yeah that new girl... Chelsea she got high when she got here!"
"OMG WTAFFF?"
WTAFFF by Surf3rr_ May 24, 2017
abbreviation for "What the Fucking Fuckitty-Fuck," an stronger version of the eponymous "wtf".
the tentacled transvestite goat porn made me go "wtfff".
wtfff by breadcrust December 31, 2006
"what the flying fingering dicking fuck"
"WTFFDF is he doing?"
WTFFDF by Mary "the boss" Poppins November 5, 2011
Wtfff is short for What The Flying Fish Fingers.

It's a non-insultive way of putting it, but maybe not to the fish...
Oh my, wtfff is going on with her? I heard she was emo.
wtfff by Kate Pwns October 8, 2007
Stands for
What the Fucked Up Fucking Fuck ?!
An extended Version of WTF ?!
You are trying to rob a bank with a fucking squirt gun !
WTFUFF ?!
WTFUFF by AlphaK-Gen May 27, 2006
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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