The
default expression for when one declares glorious victory via stopping time, throwing knives into one's opponent, and then crushing him with a steamroller which one apparently pulled out of one's
ass or other bodily orifice. While it is not technically pronouncable unless you have two sets of vocal cords, this expression still conveys a specific and complex message in one distinct cry, namely, "I win, f*ck y'all."
The origin of this iconic cry is strange and twisted. While some would have you believe that the expression came from
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, many scholars contend that this statement is a fat, stinking bowl of severed buffalo
wang. The shriek actually seems to be as old as the human race, if not older, as is evidenced by severely primitive and artistically challenged cave drawings of a stick figure, dressed in animal
skins, dropping a prehistoric steamroller on a herd of deer, and then standing atop the stone steamroller and performing an early version of the cry, written WRAAAAAAH. Over the years, the cry advanced and grew alongside steamroller technology, eventually becoming the shrill and nigh-
impossible screech we hear so often today. Speaking to the difficulty of the cry, there are those who dedicate their lives to the attempt to perfect the WRYYYYYY. To this
day it has only been properly pronounced through complex computer simulation. Those who are dedicated spend all their time trying to achieve the scream, to be able to send the perfect message, and
maybe, just
maybe, find enlightenment.
They all
fail, their lives
wasted. Some even die trying.
