WoWer

n. Short for WoW hour. A WoWer is the perception of time a World of Warcraft player has while playing. A WoWer is generally longer than a standard hour. Most WoWers are at least 2 hours in real time, possibly more, depending on the level of addiction.

Michael played his game for only a WoWer and was surprised it was 3:30am already.

Wife: "Honey, I bought a new teddy for you. Come see."

Michael: "I'll be there in a WoWer."

Wife: "ZZZzzzzzz"

by LHopi April 3, 2009

WoWer

Someone who obsessively plays the game World of Warcraft.

Why do we never see Tom anymore?

He's kinda become a WoWer

by Ash1231231231232123123 March 6, 2011

wower

1. To pleasure one-self in the shower

2. To pleasure one-self in the company of Bower

1. "Hey Jack, you have a nice shower?"
"Yeah, i was feeling horny so took a wower"

2. "Damn that was a good wower, but Bower didnt seem to enjoy it"

by shirepuss September 20, 2006

Wower

It's just wow but more wowey.

Guy 1: "We won our game yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Wow!"
Guy 1: "I also scored a goal."
Guy 2: "Wower!"

by Poop Nugget Nigga June 8, 2019

Wower

The art of combining a wank and a shower simultaneously.......similar to a kwank where the individual partakes in a sleep shortly following a wank...

Fuck sorry mate, I didn't reply to your message because I was taking a wower / having a kwank

by Ricky B2 February 15, 2022

power WoWer

Someone who plays World of Warcraft way too much.

I made a chair that recycles my waste into food. I AM A POWER WOWER!

by SkydivinWhales February 28, 2007

Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.

Stefan is a closet WoWer

by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008