A Wog is a mythological creature closely related to a Dragon, typically found drinking Wog-Water (Beer) in living rooms and TV rooms across the Northern part of continental America, mostly in Canada. Common varients include the T-Wog which likes light lime beers and the L-Wog which doesnt drink true beer but instead drinks coolers.
A Bog Wog is a type of Wog that originates in a swampy or boggy area, usually found in the prairy region of Manitoba or Saskatchewan. Bog Wogs tend to spend significant ammounts of time associating with Bog Beavers and drinking Wog-Water.
"HeySue, I think a Bog Wog has settled in our living room."
"Hey you! Quit teasing my Bog Wog!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'