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wofte 

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Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.
"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"
wofte by danmur May 28, 2006
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WOFTEX • wofte • Wortex • ball wofter • wooley wofter

ball wofter

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someone who wofts balls in their mouth
wow! Randi is the ball wofter of the century, look how she wofts those balls in her mouth.
ball wofter by doo doo head January 29, 2008
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wooley wofter 

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A british slang for a homosexual/fag.
jose webje is a wooley wofter.
wooley wofter by Dark Toilet March 4, 2008

Wortex 

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an action of battery in a daycare
john Wortex people for eating is brother
Wortex by John Clarks October 9, 2020
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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