wofte

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

by danmur May 28, 2006

Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

wotevz

A term of indifference, as developed by Shire-molls. Derived from the term 'Whatever'.
Similar to 'Wotevs', however the spelling is better.

A: "This is a no-parking zone."
B: "WOTEVZ."

by EddieWeener January 18, 2008

Wooly woofter

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

by Sparst May 13, 2005

Victor Wooten

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.

The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.

by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005

woftback

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.

Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face

by Seros August 4, 2007