Whitley Bay 

Whitley Bay is a town in the North East of England.

It is mainly populated by skanky little slags and boys who wear toms, chinos and denim shirts. It is popular on stag dos as everyone likes to play PULL A PIG with the disgusting local sluts.

Get down to Deep for a bit of fingering on the stage, its an absolute dream, if you like a bit of privacy, the toilets in 42nd street are a fairly safe option, the bouncers don't really care, sometimes they might join in.

Famous "local celebs" include Jonny Decker and Ashley, the vicar, off of Emmerdale.

I had a bangin' night in some little town last night, some lass stuck her finger up me arsehole, she wasn't wearing any trousers.

Yeah, must have been Whitley Bay.

Whitley Bay by definition. January 2, 2012

Whitley Bay Make up 

Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.

Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.

It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.

Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.

'Woh look at the clipof that, she has her Whitley Bay Make up on'

Whitley Bay Make up by stuarm November 27, 2012

Whitley bay Bob 

Whitley bay is a beautiful place to be unlike other definitions, full of beautiful tranquil pissheads (like the famous Jonny decka) in their natural habitat (the vic) Normally very docile animals but once provoked can be very nasty members of the orangutan descendants. Whitley bay is home to many small businesses that are more than likely trying to sell you £2.46 worth of stock for about £67.99. At least. namely ) great staff crap business. Also home to many kabab shops, many bad many good, only one I’d recommend trying is tasty Turk ((open Thursdays to Sundays from about 9pm) I take all my friends there and they all say the same, best kabab in Whitley). If you go to the beach expect to see lots of 15-16 year olds mortal face down in the sand and many a crackhead lighting up their next fix. You’ve got many places to try but steer clear of the “reputable” fox and finch, was good now not. Besides wouldn’t want to like anywhere else. Ciao, Whitley

Bob

Whitley bay eh, lets gan Havana. Weyhey, let’s do that sonna. Get the bags in aye Whitley bay Bob

Whitley bay Bob by Whitley Bob December 21, 2023