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A wife you don't know why you or a friend married.

A female spouse that befuddles people to why you married them.
I can't believe Bob and his whyfe got married. They have nothing in common.
Whyfe by Th3KangolKid, Sass January 12, 2014
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Conjuction of Why? and What for?
Whyfor are you doing that?
whyfor by Earthmonkey May 30, 2006

whyfuckinggodwhy 

When your spacey bar breaks and you have an essay due in 5 minutes
Teacher: Your essays are due in 5 minutes
Me: whyfuckinggodwhy
See; wifey

You may also want to see; hubby

One whom is close to you, like your married to her. Basically a wife to you
Back off bro! She mah whyfee :D
Whyfee by RiotPrincess April 28, 2008