Whatever You Want

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This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

Whatever You Want by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

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do whatever you want day

do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?

"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"

"oh"

do whatever you want day by average siberian November 8, 2022

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Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.

*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.

Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be by What the fuck u want me 2 put August 30, 2009

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National Do whatever you want to your girl day.

On October 22 you can do whatever you want to your girl.
It's Do whatever you want to your girl day.

Raphl: What's going on today?
Joe: It's October 22, It's National Do whatever you want to your girl day!
National Do whatever you want to your girl day. -Do whatever you want to your girl!

National Do whatever you want to your girl day. by DryWater October 21, 2021

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Do whatever the fuck you want

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.

1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

Do whatever the fuck you want by Tim_ May 17, 2009

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whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.

'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'

whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 21, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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