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A skin disease that causes a limpy dick, and or a terrible rash in the lower gooch area of a male penis.
Matt has Wellas and the doc said it was un-cureable
Wellas by -TheOneGuy January 18, 2012
The combination and amalgamation of "Well fellas", commonly used to further shorten a sentence for ease of pronunciation. Originally created by ZNA Productions in a relatively serious video addressing the problem with the time it takes to pronounce the two words, "Well fellas."
Person 1: "Are we getting Pizza?"
Person 2: "Wellas, looks like we're all going to have to pitch in, I only have a Five."
Wellas by NoodleTheGoat February 7, 2022

snack wells 

A gay man's ass or butt.
You drive a new BMW, Mercedes Benz, or Lexus. You can mama's Snack Wells!
snack wells by Preluder August 20, 2006
A girl that is beautiful, with a great heart. She's Cute and loves to make people happy. She's hard to get with and will make guys fall for her In an instant. She's the perfect girl!
Wella you're amazing I wish I was youu
Wella by Alex asonge March 19, 2017

Jackie welles 

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.
You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.
Jackie welles by Scaryan December 12, 2020

David Wells 

David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.
" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells

Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?

Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck

Hickman- Chyea
David Wells by chyeachyea May 19, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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