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Wei Xuan 

The fattest person I know he's short like 157cm and he's 9.7x10^23479 KG. His BMI is more than 4.84x10^21456. He sinks like a block of pure lead in water and his density is over 50kg/cm3. He's the one entity I heard of who disobeys both Newtonian and quantum mechanical laws because of his sheer mass. While light travelling at 3.0x10^8m/s can't escape a black hole, he can. This is because he exerts such a massive gravitational pull that he just absorbs the antimatter and black holes. He's an absolutely legitimate threat to humanity he's flattening planets and destroying the universe faster than it can expand. Not just this, laws of time, reality, space and nature. He just crushes time like its a sheet of glass. The last I heard, he sat on a chair and it was vaporised. Surprisingly, he looks like a normal human being, and some have commented he's just a shorter version of Tom Cruise. However, when we took our 2.4km NAPFA test, he was unable to pass. He ran backwards faster than light. But, he's a nice guy in general and he's even the co-founder of my company Tachdyano, at tachdyano.com.
If you eat enough cheetos, you'll become a Wei Xuan
Wei Xuan by Noobmaster3012 February 15, 2021
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wei xuan 

Another word for a cunt is wei xuan
wei xuan by Weird hobbo October 25, 2017
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WEI XUAN 

Only applies to girls that are named Wei Xuan.

They are funny but Not funny.

They are pretty but not pretty

They are awesome and is awesome

They can be shorter than u
Girl : OoOoOoOoo you like Wei Xuan?

Boy : shut up
WEI XUAN by anonymous November 22, 2021

Wei Xuan 

Wei Xuan is an incomprehensible lovecraftian eldritch monstrosity with an undefined height. His height is so incomprehensible that even the closest approximation is undefined. Any and all attempts made to understand what the fuck his height is drives people insane.

A Wei Xuan never stops showing off his perfect pitch. YES, WE GET IT, THE F IS A LITTLE FLAT. SHUT UP.

But the monstrosity of a Wei Xuan only grows when you see how he walks. Simply put, he is a walking disaster. To put is nicely, he is a fucking tornado on steroids. People in wheelchairs will miraculously stand up just to make him stop walking.

And obviously, Do not the cat.

Jokes aside, a Wei Xuan is also an incredibly talented individual who never fails to attract and bring joy to those around him.
Wei Xuan is so fucking weird it loops right around to being cool.
Wei Xuan by llama9289274 July 23, 2022

Wei Xuan Tan 

A girl who keeps 'interacting' with every long cylinder shaped object she sees.
Guy 1*with his girlfriend*: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??!!
Girlfriend: oops....i have the wei xuan tan sickness....guess we will have another kid in the family...
Guy 1: oh boy,another demon....
Wei Xuan Tan by Chef penis July 23, 2018

xuan wei 

"Living life like I'm in a play
In the limelight, I want to stay
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though"

fuck shes so pretty
mommy ?!?
darling just kiss me slow
i love her
laughter is funnier than her jokes
dirty talk? look for her

(bisexual leaning to the lesbian side omg)

identifies as he/him, she/her or he/she to confuse people 😰
girl 1: what do you want for ur bday?
me: i want a xuan wei
xuan wei by sugondeesnutz March 14, 2022
somebody who is called 'jamal' when divorced after having 1 or more children, thus being a divorced father.
sam, the biggest weixuan in the company has just upgraded to vice chairman of his had work and cooperation.
weixuan by 1p3lppa March 12, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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