She goes on to say that, initially, on waking early, she couldn't decide how to pass the
time "until my one and only offspring, the fruit of my loins..." --Rory interrupts, telling her it's to early for mention of "loins," but
Lorelai goes on -- "loin fruit that she is, straggled out of
bed." But then, Lorelai says, she asked herself, "WWTBFCD?" Rory squints as she translates: "What would The Barefoot Contessa do?" Right, Lorelai says. Rory has to
break it to Lorelai that "barefoot" is one word. "Shut up, loin fruit," Lorelai shoots back.