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wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.
wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

wangpale 

The act of impaling an object with a penis or penis-like organ.
In Resident Evil 4, a character is impaled by a giant tentacle, which just so happened to be coming out of the bottom of the villain's robes. Wangpale was thus dubbed to describe the comedic moment.
wangpale by duPont January 27, 2006

Victor Wanyama 

A fucking tank African warrior who plays as a defensive midfielder for Tottenham Hotspur.
Look at victor wanyama getting a red card!
Victor Wanyama by Asda carpark August 25, 2017

waypastcurfew 

A person who scams hundreds of robux out of 10-year-olds by using his Roblox rp games. He uses the vast amount of Robux to not buy professionals to develop his roleplay games, and instead use volunteers to make most of his games. He creates many different roleplay games to corner other developers and make sure he doesn't have any competition.

The only reason why he keeps creating roleplay games is that he's scared of people finding a better game that isn't full of free models that he stole.

He's the roblox version of YandereDev.
1 - Did you hear waypastcurfew made another game?
2 - Oh god, let's hope this one isn't as terrible as his jojo bizarre adventure game.
waypastcurfew by A fishy child June 17, 2020
Gorgeous, wanya is the most beautiful person you will ever see. He is a ladies man and all the women love him. He. Can get any women he wants
That wanya guy is awesome
wanya by Cool jjkk March 15, 2017

Wankpasty 

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.
Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty
Wankpasty by VonC April 12, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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